lindanhem:

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oliviawilliams:

bohemea:

David Boreanaz pulling a wagon full of pumpkins & gourds at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch, October 10th 2009
First of all, suicideblonde & I spent a long time trying to figure out how to sexualize a wagon full of gourds. Secondly, the pumpkin patch is called Mr. Bones! Like the show he’s on! GET IT? And finally, David was there with his wife and son so I’m imagining he left his daughter with Emily & Zooey to babysit and they dressed her up in vegan-approved onsies and amused her by staring wide eyed at her and cooing ironic things adorably. Then I imagined they all carved Jack-O-Lanterns into classic movie star likenesses together and just have the best time ever. After that, I take the fantasy a bit too far by thinking the kids go to another babysitter, possibly a grandparent and everyone shows each other their Halloween costumes while getting drunk on something mulled. All that from a picture of Boreanaz tugging a wagon full of gourds.

x’D I LOVE THIS STORY SO MUCH.

It’s official. That story made my night. SO GOOD.

LMAO. The Emily & Zooey part is hilarious. Oh my. Too funny.

lindanhem:

faithtrustpixiedust7:

oliviawilliams:

bohemea:

David Boreanaz pulling a wagon full of pumpkins & gourds at Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch, October 10th 2009

First of all, suicideblonde & I spent a long time trying to figure out how to sexualize a wagon full of gourds. Secondly, the pumpkin patch is called Mr. Bones! Like the show he’s on! GET IT? And finally, David was there with his wife and son so I’m imagining he left his daughter with Emily & Zooey to babysit and they dressed her up in vegan-approved onsies and amused her by staring wide eyed at her and cooing ironic things adorably. Then I imagined they all carved Jack-O-Lanterns into classic movie star likenesses together and just have the best time ever. After that, I take the fantasy a bit too far by thinking the kids go to another babysitter, possibly a grandparent and everyone shows each other their Halloween costumes while getting drunk on something mulled. All that from a picture of Boreanaz tugging a wagon full of gourds.

x’D I LOVE THIS STORY SO MUCH.

It’s official. That story made my night. SO GOOD.

LMAO. The Emily & Zooey part is hilarious. Oh my. Too funny.

  1. freecityy reblogged this from suicideblonde and added:
    Hah. David Boreanaz @ the Mr. BONES pumpkin patch? I love it. And I love him.
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  3. laadeedaa reblogged this from notnadia and added:
    MR. BONES! oh, he would so call himself that. in bed.
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  6. kingsnvagabonds reblogged this from fuckyeahboothbrennan and added:
    I love this story, make it truefax.
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    Because I know there are several of...heartily enjoy a picture of David Boreanaz and some...
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  10. suicideblonde reblogged this from bohemea and added:
    Can you imagine seeing Emily and Zooey looking down...child? ‘Specially
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  12. madeitsimple reblogged this from shimmeryshine and added:
    “vegan approved onesies” and “cooing ironic things adorably”. OH INTERNET
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